Stephen King is Scared

of George W. Bush and his gang of incompetent crooks.

But he's come up with something better than pulling the covers over his head: a chain of pre-election Halloween telephoning parties (actually held on the 28th & 29th, so you can still bob for puffer fish with your friends on the big night itself).

Sign up for one in your area.

//The Magic Eight-Ball says, "It isn't only Republicans who like to jump out and say "Boo!"\\